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theonecasey

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theonecasey

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 705
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About theonecasey : My daughter has autism but autism doesn't have her. She is my hero. I'm pregnant with an amazing boy I'll call my prince.

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Today, on mah first day as a lifaguard, a man had a haart attack in tha pool. I jumpd in, pulld him out, an avan want to tha hospital with him. Ha saamd ganuinaly offandd, saying "You should'va lat ma dia." FML

#21198585
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44698) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

TODAY, I WAS AT THE GYM, WHEN I SAW MY UNCLE AT THE FRONT DESK . I QUIETLY WENT UP BEHIND HIM AN SLAPPED HIM HARD ON THE BACK WHILE YELLING "WHAT'S UP, LOSER?!" HE TURNED AROUND . IT WASN'T MY UNCLE . FML

#21198479
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25345) - you deserved it (38685)

On 07/04/2014 at 1:35pm - misc - by Oops - United States

today I was working my shift at our local nursing home . I was assisting a ( sweet ), ( innocent ) 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket . She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love . FML

#21175899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43819) - you deserved it (4940)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I had to basically ground mah own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. fat FML

#21000259
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41462) - you deserved it (4409)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

Today.. . a classmate's mother called my phone.. . threatening to have my dorm room raided 4 drugs . Why? She saw our text messages discussinghere he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" 4 weed . FML

#20988723
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39804) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was ( a good thing ) and ( necessary fir population control ). That man was my grlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. real FML

#20958610
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52190) - you deserved it (3420)

On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (79652)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threat against mah life, informd me that she now has a conceald carry permit. FML

#20907451
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43262) - you deserved it (3189)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As mah coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the frst time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into mah back as I pretended to resist. FML

#20906772
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40418) - you deserved it (4592)

On 10/04/2013 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML

#20906371
141 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

MY BROTHER FINALLY PAID ME THE $60 HE OWD ME . I LATER FOUND OUT THAT HE'D STOLEN THOSE $60 FROM MAH WALLET . FML

#20906200
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45191) - you deserved it (3584)

On 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML

#20905964
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40747) - you deserved it (3594)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I walked in on mah 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

#20879909
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45245) - you deserved it (5447)

On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

#20857902
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66724) - you deserved it (4016)

On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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