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thenewgirl29

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thenewgirl29

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 April 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1467
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 16 posted

About thenewgirl29 : Only had two FML published. The rest don't make the cut.

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thenewgirl29's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

#21350278
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (3593)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:42am - love - by thenewgirl29 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

#21324667
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32953) - you deserved it (5121)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

#20995776
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (2874)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML

#20526473
68 comments

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12952) - you deserved it (40649)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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