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thelonelygeek
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 March 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 58
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thelonelygeek : Just a small town geek with big city dreams

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Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43123) - you deserved it (6979)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

#20869057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36344) - you deserved it (6749)

On 09/05/2013 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
507 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

#6342074
59 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 3:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (83110)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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