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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1177
  • Number of comments : 374
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About thefmlman2011 : I'm Alex

18 years old
British living in Australia
music, aviation and video games is my life
easy to approach and talk to
can make jokes on the spot.

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Today, my mother gave me hell for my "video game addiction". The "game" in question? A professional flight simulator program that I'm using to complement my flight school lessons. FML

Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML


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On 05/16/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML


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On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML


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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML

Today, I set up a profile on a dating app, stating that I'm awkward amongst other things. Within minutes, a guy messaged me. I was thrilled, until he started threatening me because he has Aspergers, and according to him, only they are "allowed" to be awkward. I had to delete my profile. FML


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On 12/29/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by happytuckerhappy (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML


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On 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm - love - by GOAWAY - United States (Missouri)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML


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On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML


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On 10/26/2014 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML


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On 10/18/2014 at 3:20am - misc - by Queensland - Australia

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML


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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML


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On 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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