About thefmlman2011 : I'm Alex
19 years old
British living in Australia
music, aviation and video games is my life
easy to approach and talk to
can make jokes on the spot.
About thefmlman2011 : I'm Alex
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Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML
by howtobesingle / 04/06/2016 at 10:45pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
by IsThisRealLife / 02/01/2016 at 12:00pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 6:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
by earlytermination / 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by simugeek / 08/15/2015 at 1:53am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend decided to suddenly stop in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2015 at 5:11am / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by UnidentifiedFun / 01/31/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I set up a profile on a dating app, stating that I'm awkward amongst other things. Within minutes, a guy messaged me. I was thrilled, until he started threatening me because he has Aspergers, and according to him, only they are "allowed" to be awkward. I had to delete my profile. FML
by happytuckerhappy / 12/29/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
by GOAWAY / 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
by Soulara89 / 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by anonymous / 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/26/2014 at 6:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health