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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
by sunboy52 / 05/05/2009 at 3:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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