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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I got banned from a suicide prevention forum for "attention seeking." FML

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML


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Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

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