About theboringdolphin : hi everyone(: I love people with an awesome sense of humor, I love to read & listen to music. I'm into Anime and I'm in a couple of fandoms. I'm not sure what else to say about myself but if you wanna know more feel free to leave a message!
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by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by iliveformystery / 10/31/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by facebookdeception / 10/31/2014 at 12:25am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by taylor w / 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by wow / 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML
by shadysheikh / 10/29/2014 at 12:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/28/2014 at 5:58pm / United States / Health
by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health
Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML
by lady parts / 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML
by Radio GaGa / 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm / Canada / Work
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…