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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13881
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About thebigslim : Smartass by nature..... and is it just me, or is it next to impossible to get your own FML published on here?

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thebigslim's favorite FMLs

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34176) - you deserved it (5800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16281) - you deserved it (77223)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68865) - you deserved it (3658)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38408) - you deserved it (7566)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48727) - you deserved it (9829)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

#14445248
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (3529)

On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33268) - you deserved it (12168)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41995) - you deserved it (8770)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7483) - you deserved it (87216)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

#14315930
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25000) - you deserved it (2526)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41823) - you deserved it (8810)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34938) - you deserved it (4068)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55474) - you deserved it (9392)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

#13975115
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24885) - you deserved it (6914)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17638) - you deserved it (48613)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)



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