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thebigslim

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14631
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About thebigslim : Smartass by nature..... and is it just me, or is it next to impossible to get your own FML published on here?

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thebigslim's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33493) - you deserved it (4140)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (27553)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54745) - you deserved it (11315)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (3213)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31749) - you deserved it (5880)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34846) - you deserved it (16441)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43126) - you deserved it (17327)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31607) - you deserved it (3334)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11173) - you deserved it (96629)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142425) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64840) - you deserved it (6763)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37186) - you deserved it (6704)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40756) - you deserved it (6374)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11392) - you deserved it (63732)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42547) - you deserved it (3543)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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