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thebigslim

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thebigslim

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 15469
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About thebigslim : Smartass by nature..... and is it just me, or is it next to impossible to get your own FML published on here?

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thebigslim's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35690) - you deserved it (5380)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38845) - you deserved it (13364)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14426) - you deserved it (50073)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37132) - you deserved it (4518)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (29576)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56820) - you deserved it (11843)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34651) - you deserved it (3558)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33390) - you deserved it (6077)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36841) - you deserved it (16998)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (18006)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (3446)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11772) - you deserved it (99166)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146612) - you deserved it (8363)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68526) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (6794)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)



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