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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About thebigslim : Smartass by nature..... and is it just me, or is it next to impossible to get your own FML published on here?

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Today, I was cuddling with boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML

#21340117
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29461) - you deserved it (5033)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today I gamblad on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (15100)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when looool we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31722) - you deserved it (7180)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I fartedhile I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner . They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there looool was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars . FML

#21312925
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (6298)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah grlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on mah Facebook account an publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

#21311373
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30259) - you deserved it (12836)

On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

my wife was giving me a blowjobhen I foolishly askd her how she got so good at giving them. She lookd straight into my eyes an replid, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

#21308641
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31193) - you deserved it (18265)

On 11/30/2014 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received ( foreskin ) as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fartedile asking a girl out to dinner !! FML

#21306727
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31353) - you deserved it (6499)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today... I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first... until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me 4 distracting him. FML

#21306254
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35952) - you deserved it (5977)

On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah grandpa cummd into mah room and askd for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelld in mah life, and walkd out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filld the room. Looks lyk I'm sleeping downstars on the couch tonight. FML

#21304373
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28492) - you deserved it (2532)

On 11/23/2014 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

#21299443
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (8044)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... Father Picked Me Up From The Police Academy I'm Attending... And Got Caught Speeding. The Officer Was Drill Instructor... And I Had To Do Push-ups On The Side Of The Highway. Mega FML

#21297310
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34584) - you deserved it (4407)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)

YESTERDAY I THOUGHT I FELT MAH CELLPHONE VIBRATING. TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST MAH GIRLFRIEND LETTING OUT A VICIOUS FART AGAINST MAH LEG. FML

#21296102
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36097) - you deserved it (5367)

On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today.. . I was at mah friend's Bar Mitzvah . After he finished his long-winded speech.. . I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games . It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked.. . and a couple more 4 me to be shouted down and kicked out . FML

#21294686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17054) - you deserved it (30748)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

#21294499
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30928) - you deserved it (4329)

On 11/08/2014 at 2:36am - love - by sickyandiknowit - United States (Oregon)



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