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  • Town/Country : Birmingham, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 109
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About thearcherygirl : I love music, im always doing something involved with the symphony. I play flute, my primary, piccolo, french horn, mellophone, trumpet, and saxophone. I love talking to people, so message me if you want my kik. Dont be offended if i take a bit to respond, i will soon!(:

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thearcherygirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42028) - you deserved it (13741)

On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57617) - you deserved it (3565)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)



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