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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1980
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About the_rude_dude : Whenever someone says "message me, I'm friendly!" on their bio they are lying. Just saying.

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Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his ( slut-banger all up in that fat booty. ) FML

#19965581
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29382) - you deserved it (2848)

On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" fat FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (6797)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (25599)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

Today, my boss overheard me singing, ( I need a shit, I need a shit ) on my way to the bathroom. big fat FML

#19531197
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7418) - you deserved it (30195)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (27347)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, I attendd mah extendd family's Christma dinner. All throughout, mah grandmother kept complaining about how the food tastd like crap, an making sexual remark such as how "the stuffing were far better in mah day, if you know wat I mean." FML

#18608467
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (2594)

On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today , I was working at the mall as Santa,hen a little girl took a shit in lap. FML

#18495546
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (4060)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, lyk every day, I walked into my office an was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air!! My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger an milkshakes fir breakfast, no matter wat his body tells him!!

#17822826
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (2205)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Taday while riding the bus , a creepy guy gave me the ( rape glare ) an another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. fat FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (2619)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States



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