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  • Town/Country : Cumming, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2659
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About the_rude_dude : Kindness. It doesn't cost anything. Spread it.

A trend I've noticed in bios is the phrase "feel free to message me," or something along those lines. I don't think those people want to be actually, well, not by just anyone of course.

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the_rude_dude's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

#20089382
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8934) - you deserved it (33683)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

#20081849
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (3361)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

#19995362
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25250) - you deserved it (1613)

On 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm - work - by kaitlyna15 - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

#19965581
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31197) - you deserved it (3007)

On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (7155)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15116) - you deserved it (26742)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

#19531197
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8147) - you deserved it (32144)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23089) - you deserved it (29134)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49656) - you deserved it (3462)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

#18608467
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (2600)

On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

#18495546
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39705) - you deserved it (4163)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (2723)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27582) - you deserved it (3464)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)



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