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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML


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