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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About the_life_of_fry : first off, I LOVE Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Divergent, Fallen Series, Vampire Academy, Call of Duty franchise, Grand Theft Auto, IFunny, Wanelo, TUMBLR, and The Last of Us. If you know what some of these things are, good for you. If you know all of them, you are the best person to exist, If you don't like any of them, weeeelllll... EXTERMINATE!!!

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Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


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