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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 556
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About the_Jessicaaa : Hey♥! Love performing, encouraging others, and being weird of course!! 3.8 GPA on a 4.0 scale and of course i love babies and potatoes!!! Hmu snapchat : the_pianst

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the_Jessicaaa's favorite FMLs

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

by criley / 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

by thepixies842 / 05/19/2014 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

by Loveless / 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

by xo_lezz / 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy