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theHIGHroad2

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theHIGHroad2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About theHIGHroad2 : Actually, it's really hard getting to the High road.
About me:- A country & Folk music lover.
- Love drama movies, Horror movies are quite
good too.

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theHIGHroad2's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8872) - you deserved it (36928)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

#19677033
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8946) - you deserved it (26959)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

#19465353
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37485) - you deserved it (7208)

On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9502) - you deserved it (27480)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (35735)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

#8634063
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13275) - you deserved it (40888)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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