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theHIGHroad2
  • Town/Country : Saddle Brook, NJ, U.S of A, U.S of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About theHIGHroad2 : Actually, it's really hard getting to the High road.
About me:- A country & Folk music lover.
- Love drama movies, Horror movies are quite
good too.

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Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6249) - you deserved it (20123)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML

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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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