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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1985 (30 years)
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Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42493) - you deserved it (12391)

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Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39202) - you deserved it (7149) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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