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theAnimalsPain

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theAnimalsPain

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About theAnimalsPain : A model from LA, but my job has me traveling the world. I am not stick thin, I'm curvy, and have a funny personality.

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theAnimalsPain's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML

#20197527
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30251) - you deserved it (1779)

On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML

#20159952
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (2335)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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