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About theAnimalsPain : A model from LA, but my job has me traveling the world. I am not stick thin, I'm curvy, and have a funny personality.

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Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML


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Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML


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