About theAnimalsPain : A model from LA, but my job has me traveling the world. I am not stick thin, I'm curvy, and have a funny personality.
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Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
by woodless / 12/09/2012 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2012 at 1:14am / United States / Transportation
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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