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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About the1pumpCHUMP : I'm a bored fireman just looking to read other peoples FML's! And I see you enlarged my picture!! Lol laugh at my profile name! It's my firefighter nickname!I'm a goofy country boy. Fireman at heart for 7 yrs and open to questions and enjoying life. Feel free to say hi!

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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML


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