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thawny

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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 824
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About thawny : Did my comment anger you? I'm sorry. Allow me to politely suggest you fuck off :)

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thawny's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

#20091576
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31554) - you deserved it (2402)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

#20087854
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24431) - you deserved it (4313)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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