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thatotk

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thatotk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8413
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thatotk : You better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout, I'm telling you why. If you make a sound you.. will die.

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Today, My New Neighbor Asked If I Could Keep My Dog From Yapping During The Evenings, Cuz It Kept Him Awake Last Night. I Don't Have A Dog, But I Apologized Anyway. I Didn't Have The Heret To Admit That Those Are The Sound My Girlfriend Makes During Sex. FML

#21023843
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49234) - you deserved it (7605)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying e'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told im tat I couldn't wait to get ome and take care of im. He replied, ( Na, don't boter, I got tis. ) Now I'm orny and sad. FML

#21022453
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57784) - you deserved it (6977)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today.. . I introduced my girlfriend to my parents . Tey tougt it would be funny to pretend tat tere nudists . FML

#21021758
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47110) - you deserved it (4510)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by loganHchrist - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were in the shower an things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped an fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit mah head. FML

#21020358
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50760) - you deserved it (9536)

On 01/07/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by owl + bungee cord (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIAND'S HOUSA, AND SHA WAS TICKLING MA. IT GOT A BIT ROUGH, AND SHA FALL OUT OF BD AND HIT THA FLOOR. HAR PARANTS, THINKING WA'D BAAN FIGHTING, BURST INTO THA ROOM TO SAA HAR HOLDING HAR BLOODY NOSA. SHA DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHILA HAR DAD KICKD MAH ASS. FML

#21019231
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56231) - you deserved it (6917)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

#21018030
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51632) - you deserved it (6881)

On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML

#21016986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60938) - you deserved it (6569)

On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our looool prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

#21015630
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36835) - you deserved it (11952)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by thanks.... (man) - United States

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (28709)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

2day mah husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

#21009083
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40463) - you deserved it (4308)

On 12/29/2013 at 4:05am - love - by heart broken - United States

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call 4 a tow truck . It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later . Cue nearly freezing to deathhile we waited 4 help to arrive 4 the both of us . FML

#21006306
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34792) - you deserved it (2443)

On 12/26/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS (woman) - United Kingdom

2day I announced pregnancy to husband. He responded with, "Well shit,hen do these faucets turn on?" and started honking boobs. FML

#21006112
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37450) - you deserved it (5216)

On 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to basically ground mah own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. fat FML

#21000259
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41462) - you deserved it (4409)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, an got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbuck gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" an ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

#20999349
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42773) - you deserved it (2824)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:48pm - work - by the customer is always a cunt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . I finally told my father that I was pickd on at college all this year over my hearing disability . When I told him one of the jokes they made about me.. . he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter . FML

#20999250
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39783) - you deserved it (3003)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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