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Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2015 at 4:26am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 9:56am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I bought a PS4 online for my boyfriend's birthday. I put it on our joint credit card through Paypal to keep it a surprise. The company decided to ruin that surprise when they called him to confirm the transaction. FML
by Sonata90 / 12/20/2015 at 1:36am / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, my wife decided to put makeup all over my face as I slept. She didn't tell me until after I went to the gas station to grab some beer. Looks like I will have to find a new place to buy beer from now on. FML
by Sleeping Beauty / 12/19/2015 at 2:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 2:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I presented my assigned chapter for a book we're currently reading in my English class. I really like the book, so I've been reading ahead. When I summarized the chapter, I accidentally spoiled a major plot twist that was actually in the next chapter. FML
by shake666 / 12/04/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by BUSTED. / 12/01/2015 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by ujellybro234 / 12/01/2015 at 11:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML
by badplannning / 11/29/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by aj513 / 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2015 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work