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Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
by CmS_1733 / 02/11/2016 at 1:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML
by mn051299 / 02/10/2016 at 4:09am / Switzerland (Schwyz) / Miscellaneous
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by nofriends / 02/09/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by weirdoe / 02/07/2016 at 4:17am / Italy (Sicilia) / Intimacy
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
by doodlecrzyMeg / 02/04/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML
by Upset / 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm / United States (California) / Work
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
by itsjustemcee / 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/30/2016 at 10:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy