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Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
by bonesniffer / 09/16/2010 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 3:29am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped 2 of the cushions. FML
by miss Suzanne / 09/14/2010 at 5:46pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday, the man who tried to grope me from over the counter, the one who spat his drink in my face, the one who kicked me in the shins when he didn't like the way his food tasted, is a regular and I can expect him three times a week. FML
by yeahno / 09/12/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
by hard_headed / 09/10/2010 at 6:02am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Me / 09/10/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by niccy / 09/09/2010 at 12:33am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by WTF?!?! / 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by undoable / 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by jrad / 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
by bustedfornuthin / 09/08/2010 at 12:42am / United States (New Mexico) / Transportation
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
by Ashley / 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy