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  • Number of visits : 1968
  • Number of comments : 548
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About thatnucca : Computer enthusiast... Gamer... Soccer addict... A refined geek at heart...

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Today, mah grandpa cummd into mah room and askd for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelld in mah life, and walkd out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filld the room. Looks lyk I'm sleeping downstars on the couch tonight. FML

#21304373
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28492) - you deserved it (2532)

On 11/23/2014 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus bered" and gone out asking 4 donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ!! I've been trying and failing to get a job 4 2 yeres, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots!! FML

#21247834
96 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call there parents by there real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, mah new boyfriend and I got intimate fir the frst time. He startd whispering in mah ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushd me away and ignord me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk drty in Klingon. FML

#21246884
131 comments

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On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today... I went to a baseball game with mah girlfriend's dad. I got a bonerhen they sang the anthem... because that'shat I sing in mah headhen having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
157 comments

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On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today... I went to mah new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch... and every time he asks about mah genitals... he winks at me. FML

#21237829
42 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

#21012735
155 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I got married!! My usband and I ad been waiting until marriage to ave sex , and wen te time came , we started to undress!! As I took ma bra off , is eyes glazed over , and e fainted!! An our later , all e could say was , ( I don't tink we're meant to be togeter!! ) FML

#20936013
246 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my husband wantd me to "spice up" our sex life !! I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth !! We won't be getting intimate again 4 a long , long time now !! FML

#20888582
193 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I askd a cute guy fir is number but instead e gave it to gay friend . Wen friend later calld im it turnd out tat e'd given im is number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting im to call . FML

#20858957
52 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 6:44am - love - by sorejecteditmakesmewannacry (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
104 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

#20857902
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66724) - you deserved it (4016)

On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ran into mah shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled ( You cheating bitch! ) in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many drty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with mah ( best friend. ) FML

#20827624
77 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 5:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday my girlfriend was suspendd from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

#20827542
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63416) - you deserved it (4717)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)



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