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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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Today, I tried fixing mah dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out 4 trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking an acting pissy ever since . FML

#21218479
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51991) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." real FML

#21218442
103 comments

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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on mah 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
257 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either mah boobs or mah ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he putted his hand on mah butt, an not five minute later was snoring. fat FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40344) - you deserved it (6586)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking I replied ( It's okay. If I acted like you people would probably hate me too. ) This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

#21195344
82 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm - misc - by wiifantcso (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... friend excitedly told me about the number of guysho are romantically interestd in her. I realizd how pathetic life ishen all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML

#21186709
106 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, an hold it uphen she gets bored during sex . FML

#21180516
120 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO BOYFRIEND SRIEKING AT TE TOP OF IS LUNGS. I RAN INTO TE DINING ROOMERE E WAS, TO FINE IM STANDING ON TE TABLE SCREAMING "KILL IT!"ILE POINTING AT AN UNMOVING SPIDER TE SIZE OF A TIC TAC ON TE WALL. FML

#21167015
139 comments

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On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML

#21166627
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51735) - you deserved it (6783)

On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seieng fir the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

#21151208
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36428) - you deserved it (5988)

On 05/25/2014 at 1:46pm - love - by aww, such a nice guy. NOT (woman) - United States (Kansas)

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, was mah first day of work in mah life. I was excited, and so was mah dad,ho saw me to the door and ruffled mah hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in mah hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

#21136840
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43781) - you deserved it (3818)

On 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm - work - by sheisselluv (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my dad seemd moody, so to lift his sprits, I told him I love him. He just snortd, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

#21136683
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40881) - you deserved it (4903)

On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States



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