About thatkid00117 : Hello all, I wrestle, run track & xc, as well as lifeguard at the beach. I enjoy playing the guitar and ukulele. if you have any more questions about who I am message me and I'll get back to you.
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by whoops / 07/09/2014 at 1:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML
by Merith2004 / 02/04/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 01/10/2014 at 11:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
by Fitz / 07/29/2013 at 2:30am / United States / Work
Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML
by thatkid00117 / 07/15/2013 at 1:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I finally unfriended my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me. After discovering this, she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical tears that my roommate move out because I can't be trusted. FML
by nomomsonfacebook / 06/23/2013 at 8:30pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
by addictedtofml / 02/24/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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