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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 899
  • Number of comments : 265
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About thatguynamedsky : yeah that is my steam library (that is still expanding) and you should add me cuz i get lonely and like yeah... (steam name below)

I do my best to be optimistic, sometimes I'm too good at it and other times I'm very bad at it... I like listening to computers getting thrown off buildings a.k.a. dubstep. In my free time I post the ridiculous things I find in the moderator section of FML and post it to iFunny (username there is 'FML_Moderator' woo self promotion). I hope to become rich and famous one day and have one spoiled little kid. I enjoy food, video games, and anything a fat teenager would do. I believe we should legalize gay marijuana. I also believe there is no holy macaroni above us and we evolved from tiny little fishies.

Come kik me; I'm a slut: tueskyline
meh steam: ThatGuyNamedSky
oh xbox live too (xbox 1 only): AwsomeGuyOf99 (yes spelled incorrectly)

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thatguynamedsky's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49003) - you deserved it (14997)

On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42504) - you deserved it (26636)

On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (4222)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (7070)

On 06/24/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML


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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML


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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (33559)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML


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On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML


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On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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