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About thatguynamedsky : I am on here way too much.
I do my best to be optimistic, sometimes I'm too good at it and other times I'm very bad at it... I like listening to computers getting thrown off buildings a.k.a. dubstep. In my free time I post the ridiculous things I find in the moderator section of FML and post it to iFunny (username there is 'FML_Moderator' woo self promotion). I hope to become rich and famous one day and have one spoiled little kid. I enjoy food, video games, and anything a fat teenager would do. I'm in a wonderful long distance relationship. I believe we should legalize gay marijuana. I also believe there is no holy macaroni above us and we evolved from tiny little fishies.
Come kik me; I'm a slut: tueskyline
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Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015