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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About thatguynamedsky : I am on here way too much.

I do my best to be optimistic, sometimes I'm too good at it and other times I'm very bad at it... I like listening to computers getting thrown off buildings a.k.a. dubstep. In my free time I post the ridiculous things I find in the moderator section of FML and post it to iFunny (username there is 'FML_Moderator' woo self promotion). I hope to become rich and famous one day and have one spoiled little kid. I enjoy food, video games, and anything a fat teenager would do. I'm in a wonderful long distance relationship. I believe we should legalize gay marijuana. I also believe there is no holy macaroni above us and we evolved from tiny little fishies.

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Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML


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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML


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On 06/24/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML


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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

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