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thatguy240
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32133
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>quietlyinsane86</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:20am<b>suzuki11</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:23pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 2:51pm<b>Likunchik</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:12pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:46pm<b>fhlakd</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:24am<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:28pm<b>classicate</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 7:39pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:16am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 6:11pm<b>sandradeex54</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:08pm<b>FantomLightning</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:36pm<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:45pm<b>camilax3</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:34pm<b>HairlessKitten</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 11:06am<b>hekinokuroihi</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 10:34am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 9:07am

Fucked!<b>janderson416</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:29am<b>classicate</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:39am<b>tanziir1</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:45pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 10:42am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:11pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 7:48am<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:29pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 9:13pm<b>whatarethisss</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:57pm<b>awesomeamandas</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:23pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:48pm<b>suckceed</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 7:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 3:22pm<b>wrathofthestorm</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:11am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:51pm<b>oceanic_bluee</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:19pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:23pm<b>katrinakalnikov</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 6:39pm

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that for the next two months I'll get to train physicians on how to use the computer program that has made my job obsolete. I've known this program was coming for months, but I didn't know it would be taking my job. FML

by jessiethebestie / 05/05/2016 at 1:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

by Sunshinenwhiskey / 05/05/2016 at 11:10am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, a boy kissed me for the first time. He then blocked me on Facebook. FML

by RandomJam124 / 05/04/2016 at 5:33pm / United States (New York) / Love

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Today, I found out that if I take back my expensive headphones that my daughter constantly borrows, she will play porn on max volume, whether or not I have guests over. FML

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML

by claustrophobic / 05/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

by TordNorski / 05/04/2016 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

by blondessdoll / 05/04/2016 at 1:30pm / United States / Health

Today, my family savagely mocked me to the point of tears, all for using "big", "fancy" words like "accommodations" and "hospitality". FML

by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids

Today, after having a second interview with a club I want to work for, the interviewer ignored my work references. Instead, he told me he was going to call the only manager I never got along with, for reference in a job I left 5 years ago, because he knows her personally. FML

by prince232 / 05/04/2016 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML

by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, after spending hours of my time painting sets for the last two months - with less dedication than only the head painter herself, and to the point where my health and grades suffered - I finally got to see the play I worked so hard on. I was the only one they forgot to put in the playbill. FML

by dead_painter / 05/03/2016 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek

Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML

by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2016 at 5:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML

by ChaosFerret / 05/03/2016 at 4:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals