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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25432
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : I like the color blue, dogs are nice, and queen is my favorite thing

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Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. 6, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML


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On 10/06/2015 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally got a job so I could stop missing out on going out with my friends every weekend. Turns out I work only Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and there's no way around it. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 11:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex in the day and a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 8:23pm - work - by Doublescrewed (man) -

Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by urbantrashcan (woman) - United States

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 3:20pm - health - by ouch - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by ph2222 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML

Today, I've been in Bali for 12 days. We have done nothing but sit around because my whole family is sick, and they won't let me do anything because it's supposed to be a "family vacation". FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 5:57am - misc - by suchagoodholiday - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, several coworkers think the operation scar on my wrist is really a failed suicide attempt, because I study design and apparently, "Artists are suicidal, right?" FML

Today, I went to a group gym lesson. While working on our abs, the coach came through, touching our stomachs to check we were doing the exercises correctly. When she got to me, she asked, "How many kids have you got then?" I'm 22, and I've got none. FML


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On 10/05/2015 at 12:21am - health - by Mel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, one of my coworkers tried to convince me to be a model for his "foot fetish parties". I politely declined, just as I had the day before, and the day before that. This will probably continue every day, since our schedules are nearly identical. FML

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML


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On 10/04/2015 at 7:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who had a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn the condom?" FML


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On 10/04/2015 at 7:12pm - kids - by jshsnan - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML

Today, thanks to the terrible carpool planning of one of my friends, I had the pleasure of driving both of my ex-boyfriends to homecoming. Neither one of them knew that I had dated the other, but they sure do now. FML


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On 10/04/2015 at 1:51pm - love - by badplannning (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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