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thatguy240's favorite FMLs
Today, I learned that for the next two months I'll get to train physicians on how to use the computer program that has made my job obsolete. I've known this program was coming for months, but I didn't know it would be taking my job. FML
by jessiethebestie / 05/05/2016 at 1:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Sunshinenwhiskey / 05/05/2016 at 11:10am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by RandomJam124 / 05/04/2016 at 5:33pm / United States (New York) / Love
by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by claustrophobic / 05/04/2016 at 3:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
by TordNorski / 05/04/2016 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by blondessdoll / 05/04/2016 at 1:30pm / United States / Health
by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
Today, after having a second interview with a club I want to work for, the interviewer ignored my work references. Instead, he told me he was going to call the only manager I never got along with, for reference in a job I left 5 years ago, because he knows her personally. FML
by prince232 / 05/04/2016 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after spending hours of my time painting sets for the last two months - with less dedication than only the head painter herself, and to the point where my health and grades suffered - I finally got to see the play I worked so hard on. I was the only one they forgot to put in the playbill. FML
by dead_painter / 05/03/2016 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/03/2016 at 5:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML
by ChaosFerret / 05/03/2016 at 4:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals