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thatguy240

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24405
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thatguy240 : I like the color blue, dogs are nice, and queen is my favorite thing

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thatguy240's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad made my boyfriend and I break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

#21464255
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (777) - you deserved it (175)

On 09/03/2015 at 7:31pm - love - by bestgirlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockton-on-Tees)

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

#21464212
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2686) - you deserved it (171)

On 09/03/2015 at 5:14pm - animals - by Imissyou (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

#21464190
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3635) - you deserved it (1568)

On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11244) - you deserved it (642)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

#21464117
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10058) - you deserved it (1390)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

#21463971
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14692) - you deserved it (1088)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm - work - by ihatemyjob - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14114) - you deserved it (1173)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

#21463909
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16155) - you deserved it (904)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

#21463887
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15309) - you deserved it (1531)

On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -

Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML

#21463837
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15520) - you deserved it (1144)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Hooty (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML

#21463835
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12681) - you deserved it (1932)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:39pm - animals - by Shay (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

#21463833
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14978) - you deserved it (1302)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm - misc - by BeerSlut (woman) - Portugal (Vila Real)

Today, after the doctor poking around my urethra and vagina at a lump. She turns to me and says, "I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what that is. Have some antibiotics and we'll see how it goes in two weeks." Excuse me while I go panic in a corner. FML

#21463826
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15243) - you deserved it (949)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:10pm - health - by freakingout (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15324) - you deserved it (1496)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

#21463756
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14207) - you deserved it (1135)

On 09/02/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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