Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 198
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thatgirlemily_ : I love reading and music.

thatgirlemily_'s page activity

Visits<b>michaelf461</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 9:24am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 8:24am<b>NourHYK</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 5:23pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 03/17/2014 at 11:56am<b>QU33NOFAWKWARD</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 11:26pm<b>Credibleskills</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 9:16am<b>Live4funny</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 1:22am<b>cakefete2</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 2:11am<b>KaylaMarie00</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 7:09am<b>Kyled2</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 5:46pm

thatgirlemily_'s FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of thatgirlemily_'s badges

thatgirlemily_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56177) - you deserved it (4088)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm - kids - by bastards (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38782) - you deserved it (4167)

On 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: