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thatfeelsright
  • Town/Country : Imgination Land, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 836
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About thatfeelsright : I'm Avery. I'm talented. When I play football, people mistaken me for Larry Fitzgerald. When I play Soccer, people mistaken me for Christaino Ronaldo. When I play Basketball, people mistaken me for Lebron James. When I do track, people mistaken me for Usain Bolt. As you can tell, I'm not cocky at all. Msg me for more. P.S. i love you (no homo)

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Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29308) - you deserved it (4330)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37256) - you deserved it (8008)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42296) - you deserved it (2694)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)



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