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by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
by danielzcwu / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2014 at 7:22pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 5:41am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by karmaaa / 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm / United States (Iowa) / Transportation
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
by anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by not saying it was whores, but... / 10/16/2014 at 4:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife yelled at me for being a bastard and not caring about her needs. I felt like an asshole and apologized for everything. It took me a few hours to realize I'd basically just apologized for unknowingly hanging the toilet paper the "wrong way" for her OCD. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 3:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by kittenfish8903 / 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm / United States / Love
by eh / 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm / Azerbaijan (Baki) / Miscellaneous
by MikaykayUnicorn / 09/21/2014 at 10:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML
by RuinedTheMood / 09/21/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
by rabid_otaku / 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:28am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:03am / United States (Washington) / Love
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…