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Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

#20550446
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I agree, your life sucks (41904) - you deserved it (8869) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

#20119331
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I agree, your life sucks (22985) - you deserved it (12302)

On 10/16/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by bargainshopper (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
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I agree, your life sucks (14750) - you deserved it (30121)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13661) - you deserved it (47806)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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