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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58283) - you deserved it (5849)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53546) - you deserved it (10858)

On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States



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