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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I moved into mah new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, cuz although I've only lived here 4 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on mah door and asked if "Stephanie" is available 4 a good time. fat FML
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML
Friday 27 March 2015