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Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML


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On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML


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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML


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