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Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom cuz of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39024) - you deserved it (7497)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I moved into mah new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, cuz although I've only lived here 4 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on mah door and asked if "Stephanie" is available 4 a good time. fat FML

#20861348
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44859) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version



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