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teyyoshi
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 914
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About teyyoshi : there's pleasure in various FMLs
there's rapture in each individual comment
there's company where nothing makes sense to me

I love not man the less ,but FMLer more

I'm a guy from china ,and love to meet friends all over the world

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teyyoshi's favorite FMLs

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (3004)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend's dad called to say she wasn't allowed to come with me on a three-day trip on New Year's. He waited until Christmas to say it, even though we booked and paid for the trip nearly a month ago. Now he ruined both holidays. FML

#21323987
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33459) - you deserved it (2859)

On 12/25/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by sneeuwbal - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

#21322900
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26919) - you deserved it (3922)

On 12/23/2014 at 8:48pm - animals - by AquaKelly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

#21322801
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37352) - you deserved it (2937)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35309) - you deserved it (6537)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

#21314515
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (3801)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:19pm - love - by thatsnice - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42891) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML

#21183245
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44793) - you deserved it (6551)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50298) - you deserved it (8425)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59970) - you deserved it (5702)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

#21166563
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44469) - you deserved it (6281)

On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

#21163432
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36216) - you deserved it (16833)

On 06/05/2014 at 12:11am - health - by fat and alone - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

#21153496
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48048) - you deserved it (5036)

On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

#21146764
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45023) - you deserved it (6306)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

#21144192
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41525) - you deserved it (5089)

On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)



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