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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 165
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About texan_born : Um well I like all kinds of music and guess I would be considered very friendly.

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