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terryberry77
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 July 1959 (54 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56580) - you deserved it (3288)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42748) - you deserved it (3613)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)



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