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tennisman5

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About tennisman5 : play varsity tennis on the school team. love to play video games. Eagle scout, been working at a pizza joint since I was 15

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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45569) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

#41639
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I agree, your life sucks (43523) - you deserved it (3853)

On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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