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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About tellyc : - mommy to my fur baby 🐾
- currently in love with Sheldon Cooper. 💑
- nineteen years young 🍻
- university student📚
- Canadian eh 🇨🇦
- aspiring counsellor💪🏻
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25382) - you deserved it (2151)

On 07/09/2015 at 12:51pm - love - by dollfacee - United States

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27269) - you deserved it (12749)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, a guy at work told me I look like a famous celebrity. I was flattered, until he remembered the celebrity's name: Steve Buscemi. That wouldn't be a compliment, even if I weren't a 24-year-old woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27026) - you deserved it (2332)

On 05/02/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML


I agree, your life sucks (55903) - you deserved it (18445)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (55679) - you deserved it (5044)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a nap in my car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat, watching me sleep. Apparently, he'd managed to unlock the door with a wire hanger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48460) - you deserved it (5662)

On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63063) - you deserved it (8520)

On 01/11/2014 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42825) - you deserved it (3467)

On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44650) - you deserved it (5547)

On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50183) - you deserved it (13203)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40343) - you deserved it (4042)

On 10/28/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49983) - you deserved it (4538)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47236) - you deserved it (7650)

On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

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