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Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML
by ew / 04/12/2016 at 1:53pm / United States / Love
by dudster25 / 04/10/2016 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, in an attempt to be more healthy, I made myself a large fruit smoothie. I didn't think it could or would cause me to practically shart my rectum out my ass for the rest of the afternoon. The more you know. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 12:05pm / United States / Health
Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML
by water fail / 01/28/2016 at 6:42am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
by JordanAfml / 09/03/2015 at 5:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by earthlyscum / 05/18/2015 at 10:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
by nityasomaiya / 05/16/2015 at 1:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by bkb12 / 05/08/2015 at 5:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Malíya / 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 1:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids