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tehdarkness

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tehdarkness

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  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 590
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tehdarkness : Laughing at stuff on the Internet makes me happy :)

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Visits<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:49am<b>Swandive235</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:18am<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:01am<b>defqon2015</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:37pm<b>MrDonSalvetti</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:35pm<b>CallMeBatman</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:27pm<b>stephenseiber1</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:17am<b>_Marco_Polo_</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:56am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:25am<b>Anna1398</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:07pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:53am<b>Googolman</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:28pm<b>BitchBeCray</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 4:50am<b>HannyButterfly1</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 4:14am<b>flamingarrow59</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:58am<b>Ca82vikings</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:42am<b>EyesofStone</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:41pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:25am

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Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52097) - you deserved it (7210)

On 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)



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