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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42732) - you deserved it (6939)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48728) - you deserved it (5780)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML



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