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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24561
  • Number of comments : 994
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 32 posted

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Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML

#21525510
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14287) - you deserved it (1109)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

#21525409
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16533) - you deserved it (1056)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8080) - you deserved it (42875)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17223) - you deserved it (1147)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16039) - you deserved it (1671)

On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17079) - you deserved it (3121)

On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

#21523143
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19200) - you deserved it (1738)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:51pm - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Florida)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26828) - you deserved it (1189)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML

#21523045
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17881) - you deserved it (1518)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:07am - misc - by Hreid254 - United States (Texas)

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

#21522710
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20812) - you deserved it (2636)

On 02/04/2016 at 9:13am - work - by LL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25655) - you deserved it (3646)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

#21522018
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (1740)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

#21521652
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19117) - you deserved it (1254)

On 02/01/2016 at 1:07am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

#21521366
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (2194)

On 01/31/2016 at 3:13am - work - by onlyjuggalos (man) - United States



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