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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8521
  • Number of comments : 664
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (7893)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was expecting a card from my husband stationed in Japan, but he mailed it to my mom. Since I'm busy and don't see her much, she tried to help by mailing it to me. It's long overdue, and the post office never got it. The card came from Japan, only to get lost traveling from 30 minutes away. FML

Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML

#21367402
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (2461)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

#21367306
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (1815)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (5580)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

#21366785
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21920) - you deserved it (10402)

On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML

#21366438
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (3112)

On 03/02/2015 at 9:04am - intimacy - by donotbelieveinsecondchances (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (3943)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32987) - you deserved it (2341)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31553) - you deserved it (2510)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML

#21363273
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28703) - you deserved it (2009)

On 02/25/2015 at 11:53am - misc - by need sleep - United States (Maryland)

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

#21362681
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (2532)

On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

#21362166
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34389) - you deserved it (2752)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got laid off. I abandoned my friends, my boyfriend and moved 10 hours away for this job because my uncle convinced me to. My uncle is my employer. FML

#21361965
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29913) - you deserved it (4261)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:52pm - work - by now what - Canada

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

#21361818
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32927) - you deserved it (2513)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States



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