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  • Town/Country : Ottawa, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32360) - you deserved it (3879)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33027) - you deserved it (3377)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44930) - you deserved it (7069)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -



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