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teakettle23's favorite FMLs

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (5695)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (55152) - you deserved it (7452)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38851) - you deserved it (11097)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

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