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teakettle23

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 4:37am<b>vass123</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 5:47pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 11:41am<b>Medhi</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 7:18pm<b>PerSueTwo513</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 4:06am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 7:14pm<b>olpally</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 4:10pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 6:52pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 1:26pm<b>killthedead</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 9:32am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 9:28pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 6:51am<b>Victormoon</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 4:52pm<b>holyblahblah</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 9:05am<b>aa1717</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 10:24pm<b>jonnyscash</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 6:09pm<b>Pancakes017</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 9:58am<b>iireenee</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 11:20am

Fucked!<b>Medhi</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 10:31pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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teakettle23's favorite FMLs

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 2:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 8:26am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

by ak_6694 / 09/22/2012 at 3:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

by danii / 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous