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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (23 years)
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About tea_brewer : pick me up and take me like a vitamin

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Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15201) - you deserved it (19556)

On 10/16/2015 at 12:03pm - misc - by not as easy as pie - United States (California)

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46130) - you deserved it (15395)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19671) - you deserved it (28421)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17243) - you deserved it (35763)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59053) - you deserved it (11368)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

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