Say it, don't spray it
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France
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