tdps

Search for a member

Offline (the 10/02/2014 at 7:21pm)

tdps

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

tdps's page activity

Visits<b>caesari</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 5:27pm<b>riddenhopes</b> - the 08/02/2013 at 4:30pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 10:56pm<b>turtle_turtle_4</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 10:06pm<b>SlapAndTickle</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 7:48pm<b>9lashes</b> - the 04/12/2013 at 8:52pm<b>Life_is_FML</b> - the 03/12/2013 at 9:27am<b>Neyuu</b> - the 03/11/2013 at 1:10am<b>mendini</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 12:21am

tdps's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of tdps's badges

tdps's favorite FMLs

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 6:34am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

by Anonymous / 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy