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Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML


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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML


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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML


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